wherein one disregards all issues of quality and just f-ing writes…
———-
The Easy Street Wheat is a good beer, and Jose liked it. He had already had two with his nachos, and was about to order another when his phone rang. He answered it. Was briefly involved in conversation, and then hung up. There was no way he was going to pick up a fare right now. He was on his way to getting plastered.
He waved for the bartender. She and her bleached blonde hair strode over to his seat and asked “what’s next? another one o’ those?” His reply was affirmative. She pulled one out of the tap and set it in front of him.
“isn’t it a bit early to be slamming these things back?” she inquired
“not today.” was his curt response. she shied away from him and only came back when he’d bottomed out the pint.
“more?”
“yep. i’ll tip ya good, sorry for being in a shitty mood”
“no, don’t be, no worries.” she pulled another pint. “wanna talk about it?”
“sure, she changed the locks, the bitch changed the locks”
“oh, wow, this one’s on me.”
“no, nonono, don’t pull that sympathy stuff, I deserved it just like I deserve to pay for this beer.”
“well the offer stands, I’ve been there and I know what it’s like.”
“no, ya dont”
“true, mine was more like he moved out and terminated the lease while I was on a business trip, why the hell do you think I’m bartending?”
“well I drive a Towncar so I figured not to say who does what for a living. and considering your story there, maybe I should buy you a beer and not the other way around”
“no, that was four years ago. but I knew something was up when you came in so early”
“yeah, well, i guess it’s better this happened now than when we already had kids or something.” ” so it’s over?”
“over? hell yes iit is, she changed the locks Marissa, changed ‘em. and I’m not going back for any of that shit either. count it loss”
“that’s pretty cold turkey.”
“cause she is.”
“what?”
“cold turkey, she’s a cold turkey, nevermind.”
“oh, I get it now. hey I gotta go take care of my tables and then i’m out, can I join ya?”
“only if I can buy you one.”
“only if I can buy you one back”
“fine then.”
“ok, I’ll be done in twenty, want another one?”
“trying to milk the tip i see.”
“oh shaddup, this one’s on the house, not me.”
“cheater”
“you know you don’t care.”
“but I pretend.” he said. He was already feeling better.
If he were honest, Jose would tell you that he’d been dealing with the death of his relationship for the last few months already, even though it had just now been ended in actuality. Elaine had stopped sleeping with him over eight months ago, and it wasn’t long before he realized that she was seeing someone else. But the living arrangements were comfortable and Jose really didn’t have an objection to sharing the kitchen. Which, given the size of the house, was the only thing that they did have to share. He lived minimally and wouldn’t miss the small TV, old futon, and closet full of worn clothes. He lucked out as far as work attire went. He’d had his one suit on, and the other four were all in the cleaners at once, right now. For once procrastination had helped. Now he just needed some stuff to relax in, and that would be covered by the huge tip he’d snagged from the day’s only fare. One trip to Target, a brief search on Orbitz for a hotel, and he’d be good until he got an apartment.
Marissa sat next to him for the next four hours. They both got pretty drunk. She kissed him and tried to give him her cell phone. He insisted that she only give him her cell phone number. She laughed and consented. She tried to kiss him again. He wasn’t that drunk. He called one of the other drivers to take them home. Her to her place, him to the Extended Stay Suites. He put it on the company tab. They owed him several anyway.
He got an apartment the next week. Marissa brought champagne. He ordered too much furniture from AFW and put it all on the card. Sometimes you have to do something for yourself when it all goes wrong. He still missed Elaine. Even though they’d barely seen oneanother for four months, he was used to living with her, sharing space with someone. Life wouldn’t be the same ever again. It wouldn’t be as innocent. That was a shame.
———-
phew, that was an experiment that seems to have worked.
hope it didn’t suck too much.